This has all happened last 24 hours
- some idiot went round the roundabout the WRONG way and exited in the lane I was entering….could have been a big head one accident
- the painter left his van on the kerb. The handbrake failed and it rolled down the hill, hit the neighbours garage and demolished the wall of the garage also.
- Deposited £600 online to play poker. Checked out £2600. 2000 quid profit!
- got 20 lottery tickets for my birthday – 1 ticket matched 4 numbers, £75!!!!
Some days are just like that….